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bl00diedhell:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!
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SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER AT THE DISHCLOTH ONE OH MY FUCKING CHRIST

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gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

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whatthecurtains:

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nonomella:

Coraline is a masterfully made film, an amazing piece of art that i would never ever ever show to a child oh my god are you kidding me

Nothing wrong with a good dose of sheer terror at a young age

"It was a story, I learned when people began to read it, that children experienced as an adventure, but which gave adults nightmares. It’s the strangest book I’ve written"

-Neil Gaiman on Coraline

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A friendly reminder: relax your shoulders

buboplague:

because I’m sure you’re raising/tensing them up right now

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jellycent:

"pls stop doing that its gonna kill ur pet"
“wtf is that some peta social justice bullshit dont tell me how to live my life”

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onychan:

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pacific-indigo:

Red Fox Shiba

hE LOOKS LIKE HE’S WEARING THIGH HIGHS OMFG.

Awwwwhhhhhh! Adorable lil’ guy.

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ask-demon-connie-springles:

adru-was-here:

AMOR ETERNO A COSA SALMÓN

Ummm

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wigglyflippingout:

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"oh this is a nice cute little plot bunny! i can write a one-shot."

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15 minutes of thinking later…

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"i have made a grave mistake"

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playbunny:

playbunny:

i haven’t shared any funny pokemon battle stories in a while so let me share a thing that happens like 9 times out of 10

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I’ll explain this for people who don’t really do battling so they can follow. I really like doing triples battles its a lot of fun and I tend to encounter tons of legendaries ESPECIALLY Darkrai very often. What people ALWAYS do is put Darkrai in the center. When a Pokemon is in the center it can attack any of the 3 opponents either in front of it or at the sides.

Darkrai has a move called Dark Void which has an 80% chance of putting your Pokemon to sleep. And since its in the center, the void catches all 3 of your Pokemon. 

This is why I always have Espeon on my team in the center. Because Espeon has an ability called Magic Bounce. Which does what it sounds. It basically bounces back magic attacks to the user. So my Espeon just bounces back the Dark Void usually putting all of them to sleep.

Now the funny part is, IT WORKS EVERY TIME. I’ve faced like at least 2 dozen Darkrais in a month and they all do this and I just bounce it back and put them to sleep instead. It’s like a really cheap trick and everyone uses it without even realizing why I may have Espeon in there. 

And the even funnier part is, when their Pokemon fall asleep they disconnect immediately. I think only 2 ppl i’ve battled with actually stayed. But they usually rage quit and leave. As you can see in the above picture not even 2 mins passed in the battle and they left. Like oh you wanted to put me to sleep but couldn’t handle it when I did it to you? pfffft

self reblogging this but this time with two videos so you guys can see it happen in action, just input these codes into the Vs. Recorder while wifi is on !

P2TW-WWWW-WWW8-D7UM (this person actually stayed)
MQLG-WWWW-WWW8-CSDP (this person forfeited immediately)